To the stupidest person alive

To Whom It May Concern

To the millions of people online today, that are nice people and try to go about their business as usual.  If any of you out there receive spam mails from ChristineSenter at Yahoo dot com, please know that these are NOT from me.

To the person, or persons out there who have decided to use my name to send these spam mails, I hope you get stuck in a tiny elevator with a very large man who has bean and cabbage farts.  I hope somebody runs over your foot, then backs up to see what happened, and I hope somebody pees in your wheaties.

I HATE SPAM!!!!!  You have no right to use my name to send out this crap.  But more than that, sending them to my husband is just plain ignorant.